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Dog Horoscope for March

Dog Horoscope for March

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You start this month with a spring in your step and a wag of the tail. Beware though all may not be as it seems, pay particular attention to any squirrels you meet along the way, they could be the bringers of bad fortune.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

This is your month, you lucky Virgo. Make the most of those puppy dog eyes and feel free to ask your human for any treat you fancy – they will be unable to resist your charms this month.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Normally the most sensible of signs. I feel that I shouldn’t need to tell you this, but this month I do. DO NOT BARK at the delivery driver and curtail your inner wolf temptation to rip into packaging. If you can’t control these urges Libra I see cross words with your human this month.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 22)

Do you feel you’ve let yourself go a bit Scorpio? Are those walks to the dog park becoming more difficult. This is your month to do something about it. I’d suggest using the house as an assault course – so that’s jumping, running and feel free to let out your inner wolf howl. Yes of course it might upset your human, but ignore them, they might be content to let themselves go, but some of us need to keep some self respect.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Beware of strangers offering snacks. I know the temptation will be hard to resist, but what follows could be even worse. I’m seeing a trip to the vets if you’re not careful.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You’re feeling friendly and happy go lucky this month. Beware though not all dogs will share your joie de vivre – I’m seeing a misunderstanding at the dog park if you’re not careful.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 19)

Water is going to play a big part in your life this month. I’m thinking lakes, ponds and maybe even a trip to the seaside. Doggie Paddle away my lucky Aquarius and make sure to keep your nose at the ready to sniff out some unexpected treats.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Love is in the air for you this month. An encounter will leave you paw struck, enjoy the moment. Be aware though that your human may not feel the same way as you do about this new love. My advice; selective deafness works well in this situation.

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Aries (March 21 – April 20)

You’re feeling feisty this month as your inner wolf comes to the forefront. Mercury is in retrograde and the moon is in your twelfth house, you know what you have to do – HOWL! HOWL! HOWL! Away.

Taurus (April 21 – May 20)

Things have been busy for you this year Taurus with your human being far more demanding than normal. This will change this month, take full advantage as it won’t last long. I’m suggesting long snoozes on the sofa, followed by an extra snooze on the bed.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

It’s all about treats this month, I’d normally advise against begging but you will have the ability this month to make your human do as you wish. A word of advice, don’t settle for the small snacks, dream big.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You’re feeling the call of the wild this month. Time to get your human up off the sofa and away from the TV to do some long walks. Warning they may not thank you for it. Persist and howl if you must.