Every month our resident mystic, Millie Stargazer brings us up to date Dog Horoscopes to guide your decisions.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
If ever there was a month when you should be conscious of what you say, then January is that month. I see possible confrontations at the park and even possibly with your humans. Be careful to think before you bark, a cross word in the wrong place could lead to disaster.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
I see abundance for you this month, Cancer. Bone up on your begging skills and practice those sad puppy-dog looks, you will have more treats coming your way than you can dream of.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Sirius the dog star is in your house this month Leo so be aware that now is the time when the call of your ancestors is at its strongest. Whether you are a Poodle or a Rottweiler, you will hear the call of the wild and feel the urge to howl at the moon. Make the most of these days to come to terms with your ‘inner wolf’ but resist those primal urges if they lead you into fights over territory or food. I see bad relationships with your humans as a possible outcome so be vigilant.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
That ‘special someone’ at the dog park may have left a message for you. Don’t be afraid to act on your impulses just this once, it could lead to a long-term romance. Brush up on your social skills and make sure that you’re smelling interesting for that long-awaited meeting.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
I see irritations for you this month Libra in the shape of CATS! Be on the lookout for signs of feline infiltration into your pack or for the usual name-calling from the safety of trees. If you’re unlucky to have one in your pack already, I’m afraid I can only see chaos.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 22)
Something that was wrong can be put right this month, Scorpio. If you feel like you’ve been left alone in the house for too long lately or that your bowl hasn’t been as full as it should be, now is the time to let your grievances be heard.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
I can see discovery for you this month Sagittarius. Look a little harder than you usually do and you may find discarded sausages, un-chewed shoes or even that perfect stick you’ve been searching for. Be wary of all discoveries though, one of them may come with a sting in its tail. I see a visit to the vet as a shadowy possibility.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
The Postman is rising in your house this month Capricorn and as we all know, this is a warning to be vigilant for unwelcome strangers. Try to keep calm if you sense an unusual presence, the strong influence of the postman in your firmament could lead to cross words from your humans if you make your feelings known.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 19)
Try to participate in some group activity if you can this month. You normally fit in with most gatherings but this month is perfect to make new friends. It’s a perfect time to explore new routes for your walk and new parks to run in. Be firm in your direction and your humans will follow.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
Being over-zealous to make your point will see you causing the occasional drama. It appears you want to put on a bit of a show and appear important. Be careful not to get ideas too above your station, especially around larger dogs.
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Being naturally inquisitive and self-assured, our Aries dogs tend to find themselves getting into accidents, so slow down a little to try and avoid a trip to the vets. On a positive note, there will be lots of fun and frolics with your furry canine pals this month, so lots to look forward to.
Taurus (April 21 – May 20)
Dear Taurus, what a fantastic month you have ahead. Get yourself ready for numerous treats, more walks than normal and a possible amorous encounter. Your fields are full of rabbits and your bowl full of food. Make the most of it because the rest of the year looks quite bleak!