Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Relationships are rarely simple. This month’s celestial activity will serve as a potent reminder that things don’t always go well, Leo. Your fickle humans may well take against you if you bury food in the sofa or bring a nice stick home. Be wary
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You’re likely to encounter many minor delays in the goals you’re currently working towards Virgo. Keep your plans close to your chest. That sausage under the fridge will come but with patience.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Birds as we all know can make a dog’s life miserable. This month try to ignore them Libra, whatever they say. Chasing them will yield even less results than normal this month so try to rise above their insults
Scorpio (October 23 – November 22)
I see snacks galore for you Scorpio. Snacks and long walks. The stars have aligned at last!
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
The 14th of this month looks good for you, Sagittarius. Expect extra love from your humans and possibly presents.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
There are months Capricorn where it’s best to keep a low profile. February is one of those months for you. Keep your nose out of danger and think before you bark.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 19)
February will be an eventful month for you Aquarius. Your water sign signifies large puddles to roll in and even ponds to chase ducks. Beware though, with the good comes the bad and I see BATHS looming towards the end of the month. Be vigilant.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
Romance is on the horizon for you this month. Be especially aware of new scents on familiar trails, that ‘special someone’ could be leaving you a message. Don’t look too hard in dark places though, ticks, fleas and other things that bite could spoil your romantic aspirations.
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
You’ve often thought of making a run for it and following the call of the wild, now is the time to have a little taste of it. Don’t be afraid to express your inner wolf if the feeling takes you. Howl at the moon and bark at nothing at all if it makes you feel good, this is your time to express yourself. I do see some problems with your humans towards the middle of the month though, try to be patient
Taurus (April 21 – May 20)
Ah Taurus, your stubborn nature could get you into trouble this month. The postman is rising in your house and I forsee a problem with strangers. Try to be calm even if you’re expected to put up with un-asked for intrusions into your life. Remember, sometimes a stranger is a bringer of food.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Expect a big change this month Gemini, be it a fresh bone or an unwanted haircut. The month will be full of surprises, all leading to a ‘better you’ even though you may not see it at the time. One word of caution though, avoid eating the food droppings from a tall stranger on the 18th of the month.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
A wonderful month stretches before you, Cancer. Plenty of naps, regular meals and walks. What more could a dog ask for? Make the most of it, I see travel to far places later in the year,