I am going to the Sydney Opera House on Friday night to see Russell Brand.
I am going to watch my mum-mum drool over him like I drool over liver-treats.
I can see why she likes him…
He has big brown puppy-dog eyes and non-shedding shaggy fur
– this is an added bonus as we do have a dark coloured sofa.
I don’t know what else happens at the Opera House so it’s hard to decide what to wear,
but no matter what I wear underneath,
I DO have to wear my Assistance Dog vest and
“pretend to be useful” (to quote the Feeder-woman).
I am sure there will be plenty of useless people there that don’t have to wear vests so it sounds
like discrimination to me.
I don’t even need an allocated seat to have a good time.
I plan to enjoy a little comedy with a possible interval for grooming my ‘downstairs entertainment area’.
I am sure Russell Brand allows a break for that.
We are both very popular with the ladies,
but I bet I get more lady attention on Friday night than he does.
I am a walking chick magnet!
Maybe I will see him after the show and give him some tips?
I’ll let you know how I go pups!
Smell ya later,
Dudley Dinsdale – the Rock n Roll Yorkie x
He also has his own range of outfits, the sale of which keeps his treat jar nice and full. So if you’d like to give Dudley a treat you can purchase them on his Facebook store